Bullshit wrapped in a big red box is still bullshit.

I must be a real bastard. You (she is) are really starting to test my patience with your (her) young antics. I'm trying to be understanding but you (she is) are really making it difficult.

Please cut the bullshit.

I am trying not to curse your young ass out and say fuck this and you.

Dont Fight The Hand That Feeds You.

OK, so I'm ordering food last night at Twin Donuts. Well, trying to at least. There's a take out window for late night ordering. I walk up and there are two gentleman in front of me and i politely ask them if they have ordered. they say yes and then one of them says "Hey man ,you're up on me kind of close" so i say "what?, I'm just trying to order some food" Again he says but louder "Yo ! You're up on me close!" Now let me just explain a bit, This take out window is small and these gentleman were pretty much covering the window. Now they said they had already ordered as a matter of fact they were both eating part of their order in front of the window when i walked up so why wouldn't they just move to the side a bit and let someone else order? Hmm.. don't know. Anyway I say something to him along the lines of v[pe[gcgegtig04696@*$&$#($! ( meaning i don't really remember verbatim.) but it wasn't aggressive. It was something like "Hey man i just want to order some food and i cant do that unless I'm at the window", after which i kind of went to the side and yelled my order through the glass just to get away from them.He then turns to me throws whatever hes eating on the ground and yells again "You're all up on me close motherfucka!" Now mind you its about 4:30 am, I am by myself, I just came home from a club, all i want to do is eat a little something and sleep. Well anyway this gentleman goes into what looks like to me his battle stance.

I then give him a straight left jab which knocks him back and bloodies his face. His friend, who by the way stood there the entire time never saying a word with his hand in his pockets then looks at me and for a millisecond i believe he contemplated trying to jump in and help his friend kick my ass but i think when he saw all the blood leaking from his buddies face he reconsidered. he then put his hands back in his pocket.

Well needless to say i didn't get breakfast.

Is there a lesson to be learned here?
Nope.
Unless leaving me the hell alone when I'm hungry and tired is a lesson.

I had a good time at the club. Really fun.

My Shoulder Feels Dumb.

A friend of mine is working at her dream gig. I am super happy for her. I also am happy because we have this cool casual chemistry with each other. Tonight i wondered why we have never talked about being in a relationship. Then i thought about it. One reason is that we both were seeing someone when we met the first time and just kept it cool. Then when we weren't attached, She relocated which made it a bit difficult to stay friends. Now i am in the same city as she is and we hung out tonight and had a really nice time. Its so cool to have a hot sexy friend who wants to jump your bones. yeah. I said it.

Oh, I hurt my shoulder working out. I completely forgot about that pain. funny how a sexy woman can do that.

Push ups make me feel better.

I'm sitting here listening to Kurt Elling sing "Blame It On My Youth" and thinking how apropos this song is for me right now. I gotta do some push ups while remembering the sweet perfume of "Orange Blossoms In Summertime." That will lighten my mood for sure. ( i'm such a sarcastic bastard.)
Its funny how the people that you don't really think about much call at the most inappropriate times and the people you do care about make you want to stab your own eyes out sometimes.
I'm looking forward to egg beaters, turkey bacon and a bagel for lunch. Yup, im gonna have a really nice day. I can tell.

Beauty And Love. never in the same sentence. ever.

Love is a natural phenomena, an act of complete freedom in Gods creation, If you believe in such things. Human beings are inherently selfish. Thus incapable or unwilling to freely love another human being. One would rather be devoted to an inanimate object such as a car, or an animal, a cat if you will. I hate love and if i ever meet the person who first said those three words,( You know which three) His ass is mine.

Just a little bitter.